1 year anniversary!

Well piss and vinegar.

No you didn't miss anything, I actually havent posted anything in half a year, don't kill me.

I tried to post MULTIPLE times during the wait period, in fact I have a full post on 10 FREE good games, yet I couldn't post it. This was because I had a lot of work to do, half a year's worth in fact! Most of you most likely thought I was dead, if not wished so as that would be the only excuse, but I'm not. NOW GOOD NEWS!

While I wasn't able to post anything, I was able to work towards creating a youtube channel, on which I will post on a weekly basis. I will go into more detail later in the post. I will link it HERE when I post something but for the time being, and until new year's it will just be a random video.

I just want to apologize for the lack of content for half a year, this isn't as much a one year anniversary as it is a 5 minute anniversary but there are bills to pay, and work to do, I can't monatize this as that would be the most d*ckhead thing I could do, I am very VERY sorry. 

Well I couldn't care less, tell me about the damn videos!

Obviously it'll be a let's play channel, 'cause that only makes sense.
I MIGHT (MIGHT mind you!) do vlogs, but if so, it will be on another channel, so no need to worry there.
They'll be half an hour long, and heavily edited.
They will be uploaded once a week, most likely on thursday. 
I GUARANTEE it will be once a week. IF NOT ON THURSDAY, LATER IN THE WEEK, pinky promise. 

Happy new year lads. Hope this year David Bowie doesn't die! 
Too soon?

Retro: Dungeon Keeper!

YES! Finally I got around to playing a bullfrog game again!

Remember bullfrog? Oh Bullfrog...

Personal Opinion

You wanna know my opinion? EA can go f*ck itself.

OOOH, about the game? Well, it's alright. I mean it didn't really age that well. For the controls, it's as simple as can be so, won't do a tutorial.

It really didn't age well. I mean it's better than Dungeon Keeper 2 but it's got it's flaws. For example, a certain type of creatures want to train to no end that is annoying to no end, because it eats your money away, and the creatures are useless. I am talking of course about the demon spawns. The possesion spell is SO GOD DAMN FUN AND USEFUL because the creatures have no clue they have to do stuff, so you do most of the work but it's really fun. The problem I have with it is the Y axis is inverted, with no way of uninverting it which sucks for me!

It's a fun game, but nothing really to  brag about. At the time it was fantastic, but if bullfrog didn't kick the bucket and didn't switch to first person shooters, I think they could make an amazing new game.

Proffesional approach

• The graffics are...Ummm....There.

• The gameplay is fun and interesting, if only a liiittle irritating.

• THE POSSESION SPELL IS BADASS!

Also, sorry for being one day late, since I wanted it to be a friday the 13th special, but I couldn't. SORRY!

Quick Update

Right, first off, I won't tease you anymore with videos. I'm going too fast here. So yeah. Oh, and don't worry, I made that vid purposely horrible, I have can properly record and edit, I won't use OBS, I will instead use fraps, so It won't suck as bad as that one does.

Second off, the comedy thing is useless, so that's gone.

Third off, the things about me are useless so that's gone.

And if you want a game recomandation, try Spore. It doesn't deserve a proper review, since you probably either played it, or watched enough gameplay to make your own review. Even so, I feel I have to say that, because this game is 8 YEARS OLD! Oh yeah! I didn't remember that myself! 

Oh yeah, and one more thing. I'm trying to play really old games for now, I'll move onto better and better games, but even new games are hard to make a review for, because a ton of them already have let's plays or playthroughs so I have to come up with good games. Again, the point of this is, to either tell you how you could use your money or how to not waste  your money (I'm looking at you factorio). So if I tell you about games that other people have talked about, then I wasted my time, since you already know either to buy or not the certain game. 

That makes sense in my head anyway.

A video.

Well what are you waiting for? Click for the video!

Acually...On second thought...Don't.

COMBO: Huniepop AND Huniecam Review

HAHAHAHAHA f*ck off.

Normal: Stardew Valley

Hello! Yes, hi. Hi to you too. And you Dave. And you. 

I havent been posting recently, because there are not games. I mean deadbolt has been released fully too, but its literraly the same thing, only larger. I wont be making a review on it, because there is nothing to say. So heres stardew valley

• Personal Opinion

Now, mind you I have never played any Harvest Moon games, so I won't make any comparisons. In fact, I'll try not to make any comparisons on this blog at all. In fact in fact, I have never played any other farming games because they are BORING! I am so impatient, you would not belive. 

Now this is a normal farming game. Sort of. You can do some deforesting, talk to wizards and not wizards, and pick rocks and stuff. It works based on an energy bar. Just play the damn game!

As I said before, I am inpatient, but this doesn't matter in this game. Farming is boring, but its not the only thing you can do. There are so many things you can do! Fish, and stuff and IT'S AWSOME!
It has different times of the year, and people to talk to and they have bloody birthdays and THIS GAME IS SO DETAILED AND AWSOME I CAN'T BELIVE IT! And in different times of the year it rains more or less, and snows and its so awsome. You even have a weather report! Right, if I go on I'll just keep saying "It's so awsome!"

• Proffesional aproach

1. The graffics are good but not...perfect. I mean the characters look weird when you aren't talking to them but apart from that!
2. Farming, but done right
3. Well most things about this!

Here's the link! Yay! 

Normal: Factorio

This is NOT going to be a normal review. It's gonna be more of a reply to NerdCubed's video, " Nerd³ FW - Factorio". 
And no, I am not gonna comment on a man's opinion, that would be idiotic. But, what I will do, is tell you a reason why it isn't that good.
Personal opinion
I am NOT going to give you an explanation of it, because it will take 6 days and a half, and "Noone has time for that" or whatever that was. 
He said the following: "It just feels like someone played minecraft and went "Ah, all this is wrong, let's do this properly""
It's NOT proper. Let me tell you why. The crafting.
The point of it, is that you dont have to do it. But that is a bad thing. Because of it, they didn't focus on it, therefore making it SH*T.  See, evreything takes a lot of stuff. Take science pack 2 for example. It needs an inserter and a transport belt. For a transport belt you need an Iron gear wheel and an Iron plate, for an Iron gear wheel you need 2 iron, so on and so forth, but that would take forever. This is why, they added the feature that you only need the rough matierials. This is where the problems come in. See, that means it takes ages! Even the items in itself, take ages to craft! Because of that, I looked online for a mod to make it faster, and found one, and it was the one that made me dislike the game. See, even if you automate the crafting, there's nothing to do. It reminds me of cookie clicker. It just makes you do things yourself and it's annoying, and then you just make it so that you don't have to play it. 
So it's bad wether you automate the crafting, or craft it yourself!
Thing is, the crafting is a very important thing! That's why I'm so pissed off about it!
Proffesional Aproach

• Enjoyable graffics.
• Cookie clicker. Start off slow, and build up to make it so that you don't have to play it anymore.
• The automation is the special part.