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Hello! Yes, hi. Hi to you too. And you Dave. And you. 

I havent been posting recently, because there are not games. I mean deadbolt has been released fully too, but its literraly the same thing, only larger. I wont be making a review on it, because there is nothing to say. So heres stardew valley

• Personal Opinion

Now, mind you I have never played any Harvest Moon games, so I won't make any comparisons. In fact, I'll try not to make any comparisons on this blog at all. In fact in fact, I have never played any other farming games because they are BORING! I am so impatient, you would not belive. 

Now this is a normal farming game. Sort of. You can do some deforesting, talk to wizards and not wizards, and pick rocks and stuff. It works based on an energy bar. Just play the damn game!

As I said before, I am inpatient, but this doesn't matter in this game. Farming is boring, but its not the only thing you can do. There are so many things you can do! Fish, and stuff and IT'S AWSOME!
It has different times of the year, and people to talk to and they have bloody birthdays and THIS GAME IS SO DETAILED AND AWSOME I CAN'T BELIVE IT! And in different times of the year it rains more or less, and snows and its so awsome. You even have a weather report! Right, if I go on I'll just keep saying "It's so awsome!"

• Proffesional aproach

1. The graffics are good but not...perfect. I mean the characters look weird when you aren't talking to them but apart from that!
2. Farming, but done right
3. Well most things about this!

Here's the link! Yay! 

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This is NOT going to be a normal review. It's gonna be more of a reply to NerdCubed's video, " Nerd³ FW - Factorio". 
And no, I am not gonna comment on a man's opinion, that would be idiotic. But, what I will do, is tell you a reason why it isn't that good.
Personal opinion
I am NOT going to give you an explanation of it, because it will take 6 days and a half, and "Noone has time for that" or whatever that was. 
He said the following: "It just feels like someone played minecraft and went "Ah, all this is wrong, let's do this properly""
It's NOT proper. Let me tell you why. The crafting.
The point of it, is that you dont have to do it. But that is a bad thing. Because of it, they didn't focus on it, therefore making it SH*T.  See, evreything takes a lot of stuff. Take science pack 2 for example. It needs an inserter and a transport belt. For a transport belt you need an Iron gear wheel and an Iron plate, for an Iron gear wheel you need 2 iron, so on and so forth, but that would take forever. This is why, they added the feature that you only need the rough matierials. This is where the problems come in. See, that means it takes ages! Even the items in itself, take ages to craft! Because of that, I looked online for a mod to make it faster, and found one, and it was the one that made me dislike the game. See, even if you automate the crafting, there's nothing to do. It reminds me of cookie clicker. It just makes you do things yourself and it's annoying, and then you just make it so that you don't have to play it. 
So it's bad wether you automate the crafting, or craft it yourself!
Thing is, the crafting is a very important thing! That's why I'm so pissed off about it!
Proffesional Aproach

• Enjoyable graffics.
• Cookie clicker. Start off slow, and build up to make it so that you don't have to play it anymore.
• The automation is the special part.

You should probably read this before you read my other stuff

Right, thought this should be a thing I do! I tehnically swear! But when I swear I ussually use stars. Sorta like this! Holy s**t! There are only 2 swear words I don't do that to. Bloody, and goddammit.
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My God. Now I know this is NOT gonna get this game the attention it deserves, not only because I'm not popular enough, but because it deserves around...7 billion people to know about it. And the children in Africa don't have computers.

Now this is an indie game on gamejolt, and...Well I found it when I was looking for Naruto games.

Personal Opinion:

Here are the basics for player one:

Buttons:

-Attack: A, S, D, Z, X, C

-Movement: Up arrow, Down arrow, Left arrow, Right arrow

Now I had to actually litterally ask the game maker to inform me on how to make special attacks! I only knew Naruto's and Sasuke's (BTW they're Down arrow+A, Down arrow+S, Down arrow+D and Down arrow+Enter)

Im gonna copy+paste this part of his comment in between quotes. That's how you spell it right?

"to use special is usually left down right and a button, right down left and a button or quatercircle and 2 or 3 buttons" 

And as I anwsered: I don't know what the quatercircle button is.

(btw not actuall image from the game)

Oh I forgot to mention! For the special moves!You need to fill up the bar at the bottom to a certain level!

The game is badass! It has 41 bloody characters! 41!!!!! I mean it will get more as well and stuff. It's got things from Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, TAKEN Which I bloody adore!  Star Wars and more! It's amazing to see this much passion put into such a game!

But...It's not special... Let me put it this way:

Proffesional Aproach:

• This game is GENIUS in it's graffical design! It's got 3rd and 2d people, some (I'm only refering to the one in the actual game, it's a BETA) are rendered sort of....HD, made by pixels. Imagine that guy, against the completely 2D Naruto! 
• The usuall Mugen.
• Well there's not all that much special. I mean, there's a lot of people from a lot of things, it replicates the old arcade games well, but apart from that... 

So that's it! Now. Go play it! It's a 1GB game, but I promise you will like it! If you don't, do it for my sake! Go and rate it! I want to support this game by any means! But I am broke, so I won't donate. Because all I have to donate is the bubble gum off the chairs of my local school!

Disscusion: A couple of things

1st! It's actually 3 things, including this one. 

2nd! I did not have an original idea with the name. First, apparently there is PC's and stuff of the sort. Second apparently, there is a whole other bloody youtuber! Yeah! How about bloody that? Making me an impersonator! So I apologize. I do. Very much so! I am sorry! BUT! I'm not changing my name. Just don't call me that and then there's no need to redo the damn photoshop thing. I will redo that or something, I don't know, but that is the state of the matter. I have the same name as a lot of things. To stop being copyright claimed or something, I donno, just call me Nick. I know that the 7 people that read these things will leave, because the only reason they were here in the 1st place were that guy. 

3rd. There was this thing that I learned about from the popular channel "Vsauce" which you probably heard about...Actually no, the channel "DONG" ran by the same people, that's a choose your own adventure story thing. It's called "Dendrite". I'm gonna link my story in the making, so you can make it with me! I can't wait to see what mad stuff you come up with. Just...Don't make it related to genetalia. PLEASE!


This is just getting worse and worse eh? First the mic problems, now the name? Oh well.

Just wanna point this out

The sentence at the start of kingdom is a JOKE! I don't get money. You would see ads if I did. And there's no point since I got about 7 people on the blog so. What I'm trying to say is "I'm not a sellout"

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Kingdom

Well I finally got a new game I can exploit  for views on my blog. Although I don't know why I would, I don't get money from it so...

Anyway there is this new game that's now EVREYWHERE! Evrey youtuber is making a video, and I thought I'd put out my view on it.

Personal opinion

Ok. So. You are the king on the horse. You have a bag of coins. You fill it up with the coins you get at the start and from warriors, builders, archers, and farmers. The banner is ALWAYS (mostly) random. This is an image taken from the internet, not mine, I never get to the stone walls. The markets make you tools, for money. Those tools can be used by villagers that you can pay 1 coin, to join your kingdom. There is a Schythe/Hoe for farmers, bows for archers, (Shocking right?) hammers for builders, and later on, golden shields for special warriors. The chest gives you daily gold. The hut has to be upgraded to be a hut. At the start its just a fire. Then with upgrades it turns to a hut, and a castle. You need the castle for the special knights. To have acces to stone walls and the such, you need to upgrade a certain altar. There are three types of altars:

• The builder type
• The archer type
• The wall type

The builder type make evreything your builders build stronger. The archer type makes you archers stronger. The wall type makes you have acces to stone walls and the castle. To get acces you need to upgrade them by (surprise!) paying with gold coins. Farmers give you tons of them but as we all know hoes are expensive See what I did there? and you also need a proper farm which is expensive as ANYTHING! It's the Lamborgini of the medieval ages!

You will need walls because there are demons that come out of portals. In blood moon they get an army. And you die. Over and over. And there's  no way around it. You have catapults but they dont help in the least!

Now thats mostly it for mechanics. How is it? Well its fun, and intresting, and if you're determined you might be able to reach a point to destroy one or two portals, where demons come out of, but it's boring. Yes. I said it. Its repetative, and you KNOW you'll die. There isn't any fun in cheating so its just always really boring, waiting for your untimely demise after a while. Again, if you're determined, you might get something out of it, but if not, you will lose interest quite fast. 

 Proffesional Aproach

• Beatuifull as anything! Reflections, sunlight, mist, and all! I'll give it that!
• Gameplay whise, it's very complex, and intresting, but easy to get.
• The way of building is very intresting, since you only have one resourse, that is really hard to get.

That's about it. [insertoutrohere]