vineri, 26 februarie 2016

You should probably read this before you read my other stuff

Right, thought this should be a thing I do! I tehnically swear! But when I swear I ussually use stars. Sorta like this! Holy s**t! There are only 2 swear words I don't do that to. Bloody, and goddammit.
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joi, 18 februarie 2016

Normal: Mugen Multiverse: All Worlds Collide

My God. Now I know this is NOT gonna get this game the attention it deserves, not only because I'm not popular enough, but because it deserves around...7 billion people to know about it. And the children in Africa don't have computers.

Now this is an indie game on gamejolt, and...Well I found it when I was looking for Naruto games.

Personal Opinion:
Here are the basics for player one:
Buttons:
-Attack: A, S, D, Z, X, C
-Movement: Up arrow, Down arrow, Left arrow, Right arrow

Now I had to actually litterally ask the game maker to inform me on how to make special attacks! I only knew Naruto's and Sasuke's (BTW they're Down arrow+A, Down arrow+S, Down arrow+D and Down arrow+Enter)
Im gonna copy+paste this part of his comment in between quotes. That's how you spell it right?
"to use special is usually left down right and a button, right down left and a button or quatercircle and 2 or 3 buttons" 

And as I anwsered: I don't know what the quatercircle button is.

(btw not actuall image from the game)
Oh I forgot to mention! For the special moves!You need to fill up the bar at the bottom to a certain level!

The game is badass! It has 41 bloody characters! 41!!!!! I mean it will get more as well and stuff. It's got things from Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, TAKEN Which I bloody adore!  Star Wars and more! It's amazing to see this much passion put into such a game!
But...It's not special... Let me put it this way:
Proffesional Aproach:
  • This game is GENIUS in it's graffical design! It's got 3rd and 2d people, some (I'm only refering to the one in the actual game, it's a BETA) are rendered sort of....HD, made by pixels. Imagine that guy, against the completely 2D Naruto! 
  • The usuall Mugen.
  • Well there's not all that much special. I mean, there's a lot of people from a lot of things, it replicates the old arcade games well, but apart from that... 
So that's it! Now. Go play it! It's a 1GB game, but I promise you will like it! If you don't, do it for my sake! Go and rate it! I want to support this game by any means! But I am broke, so I won't donate. Because all I have to donate is the bubble gum off the chairs of my local school!

joi, 11 februarie 2016

Disscusion: A couple of things

1st! It's actually 3 things, including this one. 

2nd! I did not have an original idea with the name. First, apparently there is PC's and stuff of the sort. Second apparently, there is a whole other bloody youtuber! Yeah! How about bloody that? Making me an impersonator! So I apologize. I do. Very much so! I am sorry! BUT! I'm not changing my name. Just don't call me that and then there's no need to redo the damn photoshop thing. I will redo that or something, I don't know, but that is the state of the matter. I have the same name as a lot of things. To stop being copyright claimed or something, I donno, just call me Nick. I know that the 7 people that read these things will leave, because the only reason they were here in the 1st place were that guy. 

3rd. There was this thing that I learned about from the popular channel "Vsauce" which you probably heard about...Actually no, the channel "DONG" ran by the same people, that's a choose your own adventure story thing. It's called "Dendrite". I'm gonna link my story in the making, so you can make it with me! I can't wait to see what mad stuff you come up with. Just...Don't make it related to genetalia. PLEASE!


This is just getting worse and worse eh? First the mic problems, now the name? Oh well.

marți, 9 februarie 2016

Just wanna point this out

The sentence at the start of kingdom is a JOKE! I don't get money. You would see ads if I did. And there's no point since I got about 7 people on the blog so. What I'm trying to say is "I'm not a sellout"

Normal: Kingdom

Kingdom

Well I finally got a new game I can exploit  for views on my blog. Although I don't know why I would, I don't get money from it so...

Anyway there is this new game that's now EVREYWHERE! Evrey youtuber is making a video, and I thought I'd put out my view on it.

Personal opinion


Ok. So. You are the king on the horse. You have a bag of coins. You fill it up with the coins you get at the start and from warriors, builders, archers, and farmers. The banner is ALWAYS (mostly) random. This is an image taken from the internet, not mine, I never get to the stone walls. The markets make you tools, for money. Those tools can be used by villagers that you can pay 1 coin, to join your kingdom. There is a Schythe/Hoe for farmers, bows for archers, (Shocking right?) hammers for builders, and later on, golden shields for special warriors. The chest gives you daily gold. The hut has to be upgraded to be a hut. At the start its just a fire. Then with upgrades it turns to a hut, and a castle. You need the castle for the special knights. To have acces to stone walls and the such, you need to upgrade a certain altar. There are three types of altars:
  • The builder type
  • The archer type
  • The wall type
The builder type make evreything your builders build stronger. The archer type makes you archers stronger. The wall type makes you have acces to stone walls and the castle. To get acces you need to upgrade them by (surprise!) paying with gold coins. Farmers give you tons of them but as we all know hoes are expensive See what I did there? and you also need a proper farm which is expensive as ANYTHING! It's the Lamborgini of the medieval ages!
You will need walls because there are demons that come out of portals. In blood moon they get an army. And you die. Over and over. And there's  no way around it. You have catapults but they dont help in the least!

Now thats mostly it for mechanics. How is it? Well its fun, and intresting, and if you're determined you might be able to reach a point to destroy one or two portals, where demons come out of, but it's boring. Yes. I said it. Its repetative, and you KNOW you'll die. There isn't any fun in cheating so its just always really boring, waiting for your untimely demise after a while. Again, if you're determined, you might get something out of it, but if not, you will lose interest quite fast. 
 Proffesional Aproach
  • Beatuifull as anything! Reflections, sunlight, mist, and all! I'll give it that!
  • Gameplay whise, it's very complex, and intresting, but easy to get.
  • The way of building is very intresting, since you only have one resourse, that is really hard to get.

That's about it. [insertoutrohere]

sâmbătă, 16 ianuarie 2016

Disscusion: Why I made this blog.

This is a really quick small post that I wanna make, because you can probably tell that I only make reviews to game that I like. Now that is because, I  mainly made this blog, because I wanted to show people new games. Not to complain about how games are s**t. See? I don't swear on this blog!

Normal: Not a hero

Wown't this be a fun expierence. Finally a video game review!

Well the reason why I didn't make them for like a century is I didn't what game to play. More of this in a disscussion.

Personal Opinion
Here is what the game is like. It's complicated to put this into words, so I will just describe 4 characters.
(I couldn't find an image, but that's a good thing, 'cause it will give you another reason to play it!) 
STEVE
He is a quick, nimble person with the weakest gun. A handgun. It reloads really fast, that's the advantage. He is also "Bunnylord"s best friend/favourite. That doesn't help but it's a bit of a fun thing to know. He is also accurate, wich later in the game will make a BIG difference.
CLETUS
A hillbilly with a shotgun. What more do you want in your life?! He reloads slow, but has amazing dammage! He is in general slow, but he can blast doors open as well. Another thing that is fun, is he pretends to be scottish. Also, try this combo! Cletus the shotgun weilder and ricoche (is that how you spell it?)  bullets! That'll be fun! 
SAMANTHA
A russian(?) woman with what seems to be an uzi. She is terribly unaccurate, but can reload and shoot while running. She shoots really freaking fast though! She also seems to be the weakest in health. She also has fast executions
JESUS
No, not the one in the bible. He is spanish. He is constantly humping things. He shoots really fast as well, but can't reload while running, neither can he shoot while running. He runs the fastest, and has nice health! He can shoot while sliding. I should be doing my homework. What?

Well what's up with the game? Well let me tell you. NOT. I'll give you a review but NOT the gameplay. Spoilers are for the cars of douchebags/rich people who can tune them.

 AMAZING! Now, it's really big! It has so many things! Characters, mechanics, power-ups, special weapons, all awsome!! The story is kinda cool as well, and you're gonna think about Bunnylord's problems for a WHILE. It's fun and good, should really play it.

Proffesional Aproach


  • Are you noticing a pattern here? Games that I like have bad graffics.

  • Gameplay wise, it's very fun and addicting, and has A LOT of stuff to do.

  • The fast-paste gameplay, combined with the tons of variations of items, special weapons and characters, make it a very intresting game. This has been done before, but NOT as well, I'd even BroForce did it worse! Why the variations? Because it's gonna force you to play the level twice in order to see what person is better. and to get more challanges done!
So there you have it! It's a great game, that you should check out!