Disscusion: Why I made this blog.

This is a really quick small post that I wanna make, because you can probably tell that I only make reviews to game that I like. Now that is because, I  mainly made this blog, because I wanted to show people new games. Not to complain about how games are s**t. See? I don't swear on this blog!

Normal: Not a hero

Wown't this be a fun expierence. Finally a video game review!

Well the reason why I didn't make them for like a century is I didn't what game to play. More of this in a disscussion.

Personal Opinion
Here is what the game is like. It's complicated to put this into words, so I will just describe 4 characters.
(I couldn't find an image, but that's a good thing, 'cause it will give you another reason to play it!) 
STEVE
He is a quick, nimble person with the weakest gun. A handgun. It reloads really fast, that's the advantage. He is also "Bunnylord"s best friend/favourite. That doesn't help but it's a bit of a fun thing to know. He is also accurate, wich later in the game will make a BIG difference.
CLETUS
A hillbilly with a shotgun. What more do you want in your life?! He reloads slow, but has amazing dammage! He is in general slow, but he can blast doors open as well. Another thing that is fun, is he pretends to be scottish. Also, try this combo! Cletus the shotgun weilder and ricoche (is that how you spell it?)  bullets! That'll be fun! 
SAMANTHA
A russian(?) woman with what seems to be an uzi. She is terribly unaccurate, but can reload and shoot while running. She shoots really freaking fast though! She also seems to be the weakest in health. She also has fast executions
JESUS
No, not the one in the bible. He is spanish. He is constantly humping things. He shoots really fast as well, but can't reload while running, neither can he shoot while running. He runs the fastest, and has nice health! He can shoot while sliding. I should be doing my homework. What?

Well what's up with the game? Well let me tell you. NOT. I'll give you a review but NOT the gameplay. Spoilers are for the cars of douchebags/rich people who can tune them.

 AMAZING! Now, it's really big! It has so many things! Characters, mechanics, power-ups, special weapons, all awsome!! The story is kinda cool as well, and you're gonna think about Bunnylord's problems for a WHILE. It's fun and good, should really play it.

Proffesional Aproach

• Are you noticing a pattern here? Games that I like have bad graffics.

• Gameplay wise, it's very fun and addicting, and has A LOT of stuff to do.

• The fast-paste gameplay, combined with the tons of variations of items, special weapons and characters, make it a very intresting game. This has been done before, but NOT as well, I'd even BroForce did it worse! Why the variations? Because it's gonna force you to play the level twice in order to see what person is better. and to get more challanges done!

So there you have it! It's a great game, that you should check out!

IM ALIVE

YES! People! Your lord and saviour is alive! Bad joke? Bad joke. Ok. 
And the reasons why I took a 1 week break were;
I didn't know what to post a review on
I wanted to get started on the youtube thing
I was on a winter camp

Man. Enough with the "I"s . Yes! The  chanell thing is now officially a thing. Videos are coming! Here is the link, but chances are, there still won't be videos by the time you click it. |WANKADOBADO! If I don't have a vid, then.....Wait.

Discussion: Nobody reads these for some reason.

Nobody does. Well what I want to say is...Look at the chart.

Well look at that. The giant Spike right there was yesterday. 1st of January, the new year. Well that's for 2 reasons. I pumped out so much content. But also....BookLizard . Now that's not a good thing. You might not be able to tell, but I can. I'm behind the posts. That post got literally TWICE the number of people! (that is to say 16) And TWICE the number of +1s (that is to say 2.) That's a bad thing, because it means, that peeps don't like what I do! I put a TON more effort into the game reviews, I actually do THINGS with those! With this, I just awnsered the questions! God Dammit!

Normal: Downwell

Downwell! Yes, indeed. 


Hater discretion blah blah blah 

Basic tutorial!
Not much to say but....

Well that's about it. The baloon is a bonus hit. The other things are enemies. Now the thing is, the gameplay cannot be expressed using an image.You are that (Rather MLG) person, and you jumped down the well. You can jump. If you try to double jump it sends a bullet under your feet. It takes Gems which you  get by stomping/360feetscoping those enemies. You have to reload evrey 6 bullets or so, but you can only do it by touching the ground. You also have shops, that use the same gems for things. You barely have any health, about 4 and I'm not sure you can upgrade it. You also have random dungeony things, with upgrades. Now, at the entrances of these places there are bubles which litteraly stop time. There apparantly is an...Upgrade or something, so that whenever you get hit, you create one! Evrey time you go down a level you get a free upgrade. You good? Good!

Personal opinion
Amazing! It's a simple concept, made simply, but not unlike ''The binding of Isaac'' it has tons of things, and some combinations! Fun and original, nothing like it! 

Proffesional aproach

• Graffics wise, again, not very good, but don't judge a game by it's graffics. You're free to judge a book by it's cover though.

• Gameplay wise, it's very neat! Good for gamers from the casual player looking for a game to waste some time, to the hardcore gamer looking for a challenge! Fun and addicting (I'd say more than Cookie Clicker) !

• What isn't special about this game? It's a fast-pace, skill-based, game that has the limitation of not being able to reload. That's a briliant idea! You have to go as fast as possible without dying but stay too long without slowing down (In the form of standing on the ground) you won't be able to protect yourself, to go longer!

It's an amazing game, good for evreyone! Time waster or a challenge, that's up to you! Either way, you'll be able to enjoy this game. Pick it up any time you can.

TAG THING.

So in exchange for the fact that I did a ''Shoutout'' (although I had like 5 people on the website at the time) Letitia Can'tputthesurnamehere AKA ''Booklizard'' Tagged me to the Harry Potter book thing! So I have to....Do this now. It's probably too early on, but hey! If you want content to be pumped out like crazy, you have to sit through this! Sorry if I sounded rude.
 So I have to awnser these questions I guess. Lets crack open this challenge! Whatever that means. I tag my friend, with the blog FashionBox even though she hasn't read the books. Yay!

• What is your favourite book?

I'll have to say the 1st one. It just brought you into a new world and gave away it's intention right away. It was still cheery and fun it, just had sort of a dark undertone to it, which I appreciated a ton.

•     What was your favourite film? 

I'd say the...3rd. For the simple fact that the effects were amazing, or at least I think so. OPINION! It's for people who aren't robots! OPINION!

• What is your least favourite book?

Well I'd say the 6th book. All of the charm and cheer of the world gets slowly drained away and I think a lot could have been done with t'the cheer. Make the students think they're safe and thus happy, the school kept their classes but subtley they'd concentrate on Defence Against The Dark Arts and it just didn't. 

• What is your least favourite film?

1st one weirdly. The quality was rather low, aspecially looking back at it. Also the kids were...Really young. Too young in my opinion.OPINION! You know the drill already! OPINION!

• Parts of the books/film that made you cry?

Im a MAN! I don't cry! I laugh! And when I laugh I spew out FIRE! From my EYES! No, really though, I didn't cry ONCE.

• If you could hook up with any character, who would it be?

Hermione Granger. Obviously. I mean, apart from the obvious (Wink Wink) I could copy at will!

• Who is your favourite character?

RUBEUS HAGRID THE HALF-GIANT!!! DUDE CAN TAKE SOME SPELLS! Sorry for shouting at  you you beautiful, beautiful person.

• If you could have the resurrection stone, invisibility cloak or elder wand, which would it be?

Cloak of sneakiness! I could get into the girl's changing rooms any time! I'm sorry.....

•  What would your Patronous be?

I did a test on Buzfeed and apparently it's a Stag.

• In which House would you be?

Well I did the test on Pottermore, and apparently Slytherin. I wanted to be in Ravenclaw but yeah. If you also want to be lied to, click right here.

• If you could meet any member of the cast who would it be?

I'm not good with names, so Ronald Weasly. The guy that played him.

• Have you ever played the video games?

Well, I've played one of them. It was alright, nothing to talk about in another post. For all I know it might not even be a thing.

• If you were on the Quidditch team, which position would you play?

I think I'd be that guy that sits on the bench 'till someone gets hurt and preys that noone will get hurt.

• Where you happy with the ending?

Not really. It was a bit cliche.

• How much does Harry Potter mean to you?

Not much, the description wasn't made by me, it was made by booklizard. It's neat and good, but it isn't my life goal.

Retro: FTL Faster Than Light Review

It might not look like it but I'm pumping out content Faster Than Light! See what I did there?

Warning: The following program contains: Opinion, Thought, and not simple-mindness. Hater discretion is advised.

Now then. A basic introduction. Here is the menu that you are going to be seeing most of the time, although the ship may vary:

Well this took a while to edit. The crew are people who work for you. The Engines are necesary in order for you to go Faster Than Light. (And now the title makes sense). The oxigen makes sure you don't choke to death like Darth Vader was on board. The doors are doors. The guns allow you to attack other people. The shield allows you to get attacked more without losing the hull's health. The med bay heals your crew when inside. The door control makes sure the doors don't misfunction. The Security Cameras allow you to see evrey place, doesn't matter if any of your crew is there or not. The captain's cabin  allows you to go faster than light, if a person is there. 
All of them need power for them to work. The bit on the left is how much power you have left or just in general. That can be upgraded. The more power the better it will work.
In this game you have to go through galaxies to overthrow some sort of overload? (Nobody reads the wall of text at the start). Another thing! You are constantly chased by a sort of....rebelion I think


Personal Opinion 



This is...(Big suprise) A really good game! Doesn't compare to Papers, Please but a good game indeed. The story, nobody cares about, the graffics are bad, and the only excuse is the engine, but the gameplay is it's strong point. It's alway hard to play with so many currencies you need to save up, not only the money, but the energy and the missles and evreything! It's also luck based, with stores being annoying and expensive for uselless things, and the number of stars/planets that are randomly generated. Now if challenge is not what you're looking for, just like me, then it will be kinda bad. 

Proffesional look

•  Graffics aren't good. Full stop.

• Gameplay wise it's mostly luck-based, good for hardcore players, but not for the casual stress-relief fan.

•  ROGUE-LIKE in SPACE!!

Well, if you are a person who enjoys a challenge, this will be a good game. It's just not the type of thing I'd like, but maybe it's good for you!

Retro: Papers, Please Review

Oh yeah, belive it, I am so looking forward to doing this!

The following program is prohibited to Haters. It contains scenes of severe opinion.  

So, Papers, Please! People are going to think I am doing this for the sake of, again, popularity, considering the fact that Jacksepticeye ( youtube.com/jacksepticeye ) is playing it at this exact time, and I don't blame you! But, you would be wrong. In fact, the reason is, I wanted to this for a long time! I thought I'd do it when I'd have a youtube channel, but for that I'd need a recording software, and a good mic, and the list goes on and on! But a friend (Her blogger name is ''Book Lizard''  booklizard.blogspot.com go check her out, she does book reviews so if your intrested, it's a good chanel) introdused me to this blog thing, and it's really good! I just happened to come at a bad time!

 If you don't know how the game plays then here is the menu!
  

Now this is quite far into the game, but basically:

The thing on the left is the person and the table. It has a manual with the rules, a recording mic and a newspaper. The newspaper tells you if there are criminals on the loose and allows you to detain them.

The thing on the right is the item checking stand. You can put whatever you want in there and you will see it magnified. In that instance there is a pic of the woman with contraband. There is also a pasport. On the pasport there is an expiration date, a pic of the person, the gender, the name, the code, the isuing city and the date of birth.

The thing on the bottom right is the inspection meniu. After you clicked on it you can see the discrepancies by conecting two things. 

The thing on the top is the view of what's happening outside. There might be terrorists and later on you get a gun, so be EXTRA careful with that! To continue on to the next person, you press the trumpety thing.

The thing in the top right of the bottom section is the stamp holder. As you can see the pasport has a place for the stamps, and there you can put approved or denied.

Good luck remembering all that.

And now why is it good? The graffics seem really bad! 

Well, dear reader, what did we learn in the minecraft review? Graffics don't matter! This is also the case! The game is difficult because of this other meniu

There. Those coins are things you get from people, if you let them through, even though they don't have what they need or just helping people out. They will determine the ending. The savings are the money you saved from the days before, the salary is how much you've gotten today, the number in bitween the brackets, in this instance 5 is how many people you've done today and the bribes is how much money you got from people bribing you. The rent is how much you need to live in the apartament the food is how much you need to not be hungry (stay hungry for 2 days and you will die) heat is how much you need to not be cold (stay cold for too long and you will get sick and then, if you don't get medication, you will die), sharpshooter is how much you gained from stoping a terrorist. The class upgrade make your house better and the booth upgrade make your life easier. The people on the right are your family. Lose them and you lose the game. I still, to this day, have no idea what the pasport does.

Now the hard bit is hard because you 99% of the time lose money from helping people. Also the amount of money depends on the amount of people you let through, NOT how many you got through. You HAVE to let a lot of people throught to get enough money  for your family, so it's unbelivably hard to do it!

Personal Opinion

It's amazing, it brought in what could litterally be a new genera, booth them up! (Although it does need something different and that would be it) It gets you thinking, worring about your family, knowing what can hapen, and trying to find out what can stop it hapenning! It just blends in drama, the choice them ups with a nice simple mechanic (And yes, it's simple, I just make it sound complicated)! 

Proffesional look 

• Graffic's wise, I'd say it's better than minecraft but it those are supposed to be humas so.....Yeah.
• Gameplay wise it's really nice! I've got nothing to say to that! It doesn't get old, or repetative, since almost evrey other day it brings something new to the scene! Today inspection mode, tomorrow sharpshooter!
• It's unique in the type of gameplay. It's minimalistic but still keeps a dark tone. Pixels for the win! Also DID YOU HEAR THAT THEME SONG? Well hope not. If you did, then you wown't forget it. Ever. Bam. Bam. Bada da dam, Bada da dam, Bada da dam. Dam dam dam....What was I talking about?

Well this game is amazing. It does take years on end to actually be able to end it, and not only because it's long. I sugest picking it up if you've got the time.

Post example

 
 An introduction/anouncement/joke goes here.

 If anything goes here, it's probably a continuation of the joke put above.

Personal opinion for like 10 days worth of text

Proffesionaly looking at it for way more than I should! (Containing a graffics segment, a gameplay segment, and a special segment)

An conclusion/end.